John Ueland has strived for quite some time to put the "foul" back in "waterfowl". He can be found most mornings at the local duck pond, lasciviously ogling those "fine feathered foxes" and enticing them with bits of stale pumpernickel and chocolates. When not lusting over Mallards, Muscovies, or Pekins, he draws stuff.
His alter-ego "Jack Gallagher" does not share his affinity for ducks."
